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Hi! Remember that candy, Chuckles? Yeah, I've got nothing to do with those. Welcome to my blog-in-progress. Some day, it will not suck. Today's not that day.

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The Postal Service is considering letting greeting card companies preprint postage on the envelopes they include with their cards. YES PLEASE. Going to the post office has become a cruel punishment.