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October 30 2010

hey AT&T: it’s come to this: my cell phone service is so spotty in new york, i’ve had to carve my own reception bars. calls dropped in Central Park? OK, no problem- that’s actually kind of nice to have that as a cell-free zone. calls dropped in midtown? hell, it’s too loud there to talk on the phone anyway. calls dropped on Park Avenue between 26th and 28th, 39th and 40th, 58th and 61st, and many, many other stretches? it’s a little random, but i’ll accept. however, calls dropped in my apartment? really? it would be so nice to be able to have an uninterrupted conversation that doesn’t require me to sit on one corner of my couch with my body contorted into an unnatural twist. this pumpkin and its reception bars won’t last forever. AT&T, the clock is ticking.

hey AT&T:

it’s come to this: my cell phone service is so spotty in new york, i’ve had to carve my own reception bars.
calls dropped in Central Park? OK, no problem- that’s actually kind of nice to have that as a cell-free zone. calls dropped in midtown? hell, it’s too loud there to talk on the phone anyway. calls dropped on Park Avenue between 26th and 28th, 39th and 40th, 58th and 61st, and many, many other stretches? it’s a little random, but i’ll accept.
however, calls dropped in my apartment? really? it would be so nice to be able to have an uninterrupted conversation that doesn’t require me to sit on one corner of my couch with my body contorted into an unnatural twist. this pumpkin and its reception bars won’t last forever. AT&T, the clock is ticking.

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