which will be more fun to see? the costumes at halloween parties tonight, or the people doing the...
Nov 1st
oh. that’s not a costume? awk-ward.
Oct 31st
adding the words “stupid” and “shit” to to-do list items brings an even...
Oct 31st
Hurricane Reporter costume FTW!!!!!!
Oct 30th
huge tour group of middle schoolers in the 30 Rock elevator i rode up in yesterday. “ooh- a...
Oct 30th
what part of “no onions, please” did you not understand?
oh. the “no” part.
Oct 30th
boo is right
Ah, Halloween: that special time of year when children get to play with knives and candles and...
Oct 29th
christian science monitor the latest publication to announce it’s downgrading to only printing...
Oct 28th
lazy(journalist)tweet: got a great story about twitter and the election season? let me know. note:...
Oct 27th
based on the costume chatter, sounds like it’s going to be a rough halloween this year if...
Oct 27th
new tights inexplicably in the freezer. and that, kids, is why we no longer multi-task.
Oct 27th
do lolcats still make you laff?
Can someone verify whether or not lolcats are still funny? Slate kindly confirmed that FAIL is...
Oct 27th
perfect balance
Last night, my boyfriend and I went to see Man On Wire, the documentary about the Frenchman who...
Oct 26th
some day, i will be mature enough to not yell “you have a bubble in your throat!” when...
Oct 24th
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WHOA WOW! i love every word that comes out of this kid’s mouth.
Oct 24th
i was hoping the Flickr redesign would have a “don’t click this photo if you don’t...
Oct 24th
Weekend Update Thursday is just like regular Weekend Update! except it’s on thursdays, and...
Oct 24th
Look what I found! A crazy cat lady doing her little turn on...
Oct 24th
multiple people have complimented me on my haircut, but i didn’t get a haircut. OR DID I?
Oct 23rd
okay, seriously, victoria- time to spill the secret.
Oct 22nd
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this woman is 1,000 years old and her name is Kookoo Molookoo. I MUST MEET HER.
Oct 22nd
ghosts and goblins are nothin' compared...
Halloween, that strange holiday when you dress up in a crazy costume if you’re a kid and a...
Oct 22nd
Anyone else find that the color of the clothing you’re wearing is a major consideration in...
Oct 22nd
on behalf of editors everywhere, i’d like to congratulate Beyoncé on her correct use of the...
Oct 21st
this... is... nutjob!
I stayed home sick for some extended quality time with my couch today, which meant I also got a dose...
Oct 20th
even the dogs in the Upper East Side are dressed more stylishly than i am.
Oct 20th
i’d like to meet someone who truly doesn’t know that you can quit full-screen mode by...
Oct 19th
having a cold sucks, but sneezing a lot is kind of like doing an ab workout. just in time for the...
Oct 18th
just found an old Sephora gift certificate from my family. it contains the obligatory...
Oct 18th
oh shit.
There comes that special time in a new relationship when a girl must take her first shit at her...
Oct 18th