Latest on twitter:

Stephen Colbert addresses the Eggo waffle crisis by transposing b-roll of the swine flu vaccine shortage with his awesome commentary.

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Gross! I have garlic breath. Is there an app for that?

Kellogg warns: Brace for an Eggo shortage

OK, everyone calm down. Everybody just RELAX.

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just deleted “hahaha” in an email and replaced it with “hehehe.” the difference is HUGE, people.