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Hi! Remember that candy, Chuckles? Yeah, I've got nothing to do with those. Welcome to my blog-in-progress. Some day, it will not suck. Today's not that day.

I also live here:

twitter.com/echuckles

and here:

flickr.com/nochuckingaround

and I used to live here back when we still called 'em "weblogs":

xanga.com/echuckles

Welcome to the neighborhood!

permalink Watching “How It’s Made,” which is strange, because I’m female- and sober.
permalink there’s only so much chit-chat i can handle while in a bathroom stall. does this make me less of a woman?
permalink congrats, al franken, on winning the contested iranian election! oh, wait.
permalink i only have four nicks on my legs, so yes, that 33-cent razor was TOTALLY worth it, thankyouverymuch. #bleedingrecessionista
permalink prepare for takeoff: 

our friend olivia, who works for Deutsche Bank, got invited to a Bloomberg party at the Intrepid Museum that she couldn’t go to, so she gave her tickets to us. if there is one thing i really enjoy, it’s impersonating friends at high-roller parties where i don’t belong. thank you, olivia!
prepare for takeoff:

our friend olivia, who works for Deutsche Bank, got invited to a Bloomberg party at the Intrepid Museum that she couldn’t go to, so she gave her tickets to us. if there is one thing i really enjoy, it’s impersonating friends at high-roller parties where i don’t belong. thank you, olivia!

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i never thought about it this way, but Andrew Sullivan got me wondering if Michael Jackson’s soul died ages ago.
permalink Knee doctor: “Well, it’s definitely looking better. You can stop asking your boyfriend to carry you now.” Hey! I never- sigh, OK, I’ll stop.