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Hi! Remember that candy, Chuckles? Yeah, I've got nothing to do with those. Welcome to my blog-in-progress. Some day, it will not suck. Today's not that day.

I also live here:
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and I used to live here back when we still called 'em "weblogs":
Welcome to the neighborhood!
This comment seems to sum up the general discussion thread.
Stephen Colbert addresses the Eggo waffle crisis by transposing b-roll of the swine flu vaccine shortage with his awesome commentary.
OK, everyone calm down. Everybody just RELAX.